Indiana Poo and the Temple of the Alien Fecal Matter

Dammit, dammit, dammit. Saw Indy 4 last night. I actually THOUGHT about walking out. Isn't that wrong? It's good to know that Spielberg's human. I give it a 5 out of 10, just cause I'm still damn happy to see Indy on the big screen again, even if the CG was bad and the writing was worse and the plot was non-existent and there was no conflict and I never felt tense once. Ugh.
In other news----
This Just In--I've got an action figure named after me. Yep, I kid you not. My friend and fellow Ringling grad Mike Petrosky (Mic on the Mic) works at a toy maker in LA, and decided that a ripped, roided up army guy was going to be called 'Juice.' Now, does it help that 'juice' is a term for using steroids, and the figure has his shirt off and is ripped to shreds? Of course it does. But he could have called it LOTS of other stuff-Steve, Jim, Randy-but he named it after me! Thanks so much, Mic on the Mic.
So there I am. Glowing, shirtless, beret on. Almost like the lost member of the village people. Ol Juice, the red beret backup dancer that couldn't hack it. So I picked up a M-60 and decided to take matters into my own chiselled hands.
Here's a pic. Enjoy!

INDIANA JONES and the...

INDIANA JONES and the CURSE OF THE MOUSTACHED SODA JERK will be coming into theaters in a couple weeks. I'll be in line, will you? Yes of course you will.
Thanks and Godspeed.

The Campaign at Granada Theater, Dallas

I stumbled upon 'The Campaign' at the Deep Ellum Arts Fest, and I've been listening to them ever since. After the show, I emailed their myspace page with a request to do some art for them and BOOM! I ended up getting the chance to design their debut EP and logo. They're from Fort Worth and they literally kicked my assets. It hurt but then I remembered that I'm a man, and men don't feel pain.

Lil' Italy in Court Forrest Court!

LIL' ITALY in Court Forrest Court!, presented by Danny Lennon. This program will be screened in one of the Marché du Film screening rooms (Palais F, in the Palais des Festivals, level 3), at 11:30 am on Wednesday May 21st at the Short Film Corner in Cannes, France.
No, I'm not going. Yes, I should be going. BUT, my buddy James Faust will be representing 'lil' italy' with postcards, business cards and all sort of charisma that the French folks can't get enough of.
BTW, 11:30 am start time? Holy early in the morning! Talk about an uphill battle with that one. Here's hoping they're still hungover from the night before.

Exit/Salida will never DIE

No matter how bad you want them to. Yep. I've found the link to some OLD songs I recorded with a dude named Brandon Braud. He's an amazing musician and I'm not.
Listen to our cover songs HERE.
Fair warning.
They're not good.
But they sure were fun to record.